Akpos the Joker
So here are a few “Akpos” jokes to make you laugh as we enter a new month. Remember, laughter is good melecine for ya borri.
Armed robber: Akpos, your money or your life?
Akpos: Ah! None of the above oh. I don’t have money, and I have given my life to Christ!
2 ladies are chilling in a party. One is beautiful and the other aint. Akpos walks up to the not-too-beautiful lady.
NTB Lady: Hi!
Akpos: Do you want to dance?
NTB Lady: [excitedly] Yes!
Akpos: [Helping her up] Ok, go and dance, I want to talk to your friend!!!
Teacher: what do you call a bee that lives in the US?
Akpos: Ah! A USB now, that’s easy!
Akpos has been apprehended for stealing the wall clock in a church; of all things!
Magistrate: Why did you steal a wall clock from the house of God?
Akpos: Sir, God’s time is the best o, cheii!
Akpos is being chased by an angry creditor. He successfully hides away.
Creditor: [Gasping for breath] Where can that man have gone? Bikes have been banned on these roads.
Akpos: [still hiding] No Sir; this is not an express way. Bikes have been stopped from plying only express ways!
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see as God catch you